Which Is More Pathetic: Noise Gate, Deflate Gate Or Bounty Gate?

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The spotlight recently has been on Bill Bellicheat and DeflateGate.  And this week, it comes out that the Atlanta Falcons have been pumping noise into their Dome during games (NoiseGate). And I'll never forget BountyGate where Saints players were paid to take out other players.  

I find all three to be both unsurprising and pathetic.  I'm not asking which is worse (as I think we would all agree BountyGate is the worst).  But which is the most pathetic?  I'm saying pumping noise into a Dome is tops in this category.  What say you Panther fans?